Мъжът, легнал удобно в леглото с ръце зад врата, гледа как жена му си слага очни капки. Две капки в лявото око, две капки в дясното и неочаквано - две капки между краката.
- Това пък защо? - недоумява той.
Тя (с неприкрит сарказъм):
- Ми, щото и тя, горката, отдавна нищо не е виждала!
![[ЯК ВИЦ] Мъжът, легнал удобно в леглото с ръце зад врата](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKZ-A-F4X98bvBIIQ0EqSDpuHkB9uvZxdocG8Me79jpSK8qCJ5_xlYjTOnrg9T1tQJG9OeTnXcRMjal11jPLXKrWMk91X2kqfZlorlWGnyzRxv9Dl3R97kXcOwN_q7jzElJg-fujYoJBW1/s400/%255B%25D0%25AF%25D0%259A+%25D0%2592%25D0%2598%25D0%25A6%255D+%25D0%259C%25D1%258A%25D0%25B6%25D1%258A%25D1%2582%252C+%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B5%25D0%25B3%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BB+%25D1%2583%25D0%25B4%25D0%25BE%25D0%25B1%25D0%25BD%25D0%25BE+%25D0%25B2+%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B5%25D0%25B3%25D0%25BB%25D0%25BE%25D1%2582%25D0%25BE+%25D1%2581+%25D1%2580%25D1%258A%25D1%2586%25D0%25B5+%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B0%25D0%25B4+%25D0%25B2%25D1%2580%25D0%25B0%25D1%2582%25D0%25B0.jpg "виц")
- Това пък защо? - недоумява той.
Тя (с неприкрит сарказъм):
- Ми, щото и тя, горката, отдавна нищо не е виждала!
![[ЯК ВИЦ] Мъжът, легнал удобно в леглото с ръце зад врата](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKZ-A-F4X98bvBIIQ0EqSDpuHkB9uvZxdocG8Me79jpSK8qCJ5_xlYjTOnrg9T1tQJG9OeTnXcRMjal11jPLXKrWMk91X2kqfZlorlWGnyzRxv9Dl3R97kXcOwN_q7jzElJg-fujYoJBW1/s1600/%255B%25D0%25AF%25D0%259A+%25D0%2592%25D0%2598%25D0%25A6%255D+%25D0%259C%25D1%258A%25D0%25B6%25D1%258A%25D1%2582%252C+%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B5%25D0%25B3%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BB+%25D1%2583%25D0%25B4%25D0%25BE%25D0%25B1%25D0%25BD%25D0%25BE+%25D0%25B2+%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B5%25D0%25B3%25D0%25BB%25D0%25BE%25D1%2582%25D0%25BE+%25D1%2581+%25D1%2580%25D1%258A%25D1%2586%25D0%25B5+%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B0%25D0%25B4+%25D0%25B2%25D1%2580%25D0%25B0%25D1%2582%25D0%25B0.jpg "виц")