Жена ми роди онзи ден. Отивам в Родилното да ги прибирам с бебето. Върви тя напред с бебето, а насреща ми доктора. Дръпнах го настрани и му шепна:
- Докторе, а кога ще можем да се ч*каме?
А той ми намига и ухилен:
- След 10 минути ми свършва смяната. Ще се чакаме на паркинга, готин!
![[Страшен ВИЦ] Жена ми роди онзи ден](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW4T9z_fkq0Wwh8AHQah2TSQI_qocV3TrO1Qm054LHfGxMr6ozPjb_zfLJKyQCN22Np9zGftSi9SI3P7QDeIblzew07z7stZYhyBBQAbsCrXFgqFYKCHRMgaBer9xMhrxsDPRCO0E2R1AS/s400/%255B%25D0%25A1%25D1%2582%25D1%2580%25D0%25B0%25D1%2588%25D0%25B5%25D0%25BD+%25D0%2592%25D0%2598%25D0%25A6%255D+%25D0%2596%25D0%25B5%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B0+%25D0%25BC%25D0%25B8+%25D1%2580%25D0%25BE%25D0%25B4%25D0%25B8+%25D0%25BE%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B8+%25D0%25B4%25D0%25B5%25D0%25BD.jpg "виц")
- Докторе, а кога ще можем да се ч*каме?
А той ми намига и ухилен:
- След 10 минути ми свършва смяната. Ще се чакаме на паркинга, готин!
![[Страшен ВИЦ] Жена ми роди онзи ден](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW4T9z_fkq0Wwh8AHQah2TSQI_qocV3TrO1Qm054LHfGxMr6ozPjb_zfLJKyQCN22Np9zGftSi9SI3P7QDeIblzew07z7stZYhyBBQAbsCrXFgqFYKCHRMgaBer9xMhrxsDPRCO0E2R1AS/s1600/%255B%25D0%25A1%25D1%2582%25D1%2580%25D0%25B0%25D1%2588%25D0%25B5%25D0%25BD+%25D0%2592%25D0%2598%25D0%25A6%255D+%25D0%2596%25D0%25B5%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B0+%25D0%25BC%25D0%25B8+%25D1%2580%25D0%25BE%25D0%25B4%25D0%25B8+%25D0%25BE%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B8+%25D0%25B4%25D0%25B5%25D0%25BD.jpg "виц")