Мъж в аптеката:
– Искам да купя 50 презерватива, моля.
Аптекарката търси в шкафа и брои:
– Имаме само 48, господине!
Клиентът мисли няколко секунди:
– Добре - ще ги взема, но да знаете, че ми провалихте цялата вечер...
![[Главозамайващ ВИЦ] Искам да купя 50 презерватива](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP4t_WVR0Jn0SukOS3LCQNAccj7GJjYQkC_4Utg-7e9mftRjaCa0jMg1WQc7FOGZcub6Mfu4PCDO1j4DiV0GLTnPqz7X7U3RhKp44B7aN_SeB3-NBDcarwQl_uQ1qTvSfI35a8IxX_qxtf/s400/%255B%25D0%2593%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B0%25D0%25B2%25D0%25BE%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BC%25D0%25B0%25D0%25B9%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B0%25D1%2589+%25D0%2592%25D0%2598%25D0%25A6%255D+%25D0%2598%25D1%2581%25D0%25BA%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BC+%25D0%25B4%25D0%25B0+%25D0%25BA%25D1%2583%25D0%25BF%25D1%258F+50+%25D0%25BF%25D1%2580%25D0%25B5%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B5%25D1%2580%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B0%25D1%2582%25D0%25B8%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B0.jpg "виц")
– Искам да купя 50 презерватива, моля.
Аптекарката търси в шкафа и брои:
– Имаме само 48, господине!
Клиентът мисли няколко секунди:
– Добре - ще ги взема, но да знаете, че ми провалихте цялата вечер...
![[Главозамайващ ВИЦ] Искам да купя 50 презерватива](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP4t_WVR0Jn0SukOS3LCQNAccj7GJjYQkC_4Utg-7e9mftRjaCa0jMg1WQc7FOGZcub6Mfu4PCDO1j4DiV0GLTnPqz7X7U3RhKp44B7aN_SeB3-NBDcarwQl_uQ1qTvSfI35a8IxX_qxtf/s1600/%255B%25D0%2593%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B0%25D0%25B2%25D0%25BE%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BC%25D0%25B0%25D0%25B9%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B0%25D1%2589+%25D0%2592%25D0%2598%25D0%25A6%255D+%25D0%2598%25D1%2581%25D0%25BA%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BC+%25D0%25B4%25D0%25B0+%25D0%25BA%25D1%2583%25D0%25BF%25D1%258F+50+%25D0%25BF%25D1%2580%25D0%25B5%25D0%25B7%25D0%25B5%25D1%2580%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B0%25D1%2582%25D0%25B8%25D0%25B2%25D0%25B0.jpg "виц")